September 16, 2026

Flashback | The Tournament of the Ages

A flashback into the Tournament of the Ages 2026.

Goblen's Introduction

Yo! It's Goblen! So, I guess an introductions are in order. Mister Dradaco told me that I gotta document all comin's and goin's and stuff, so... Here's me!

I'm Goblen the Goblin, I'm up to the surface from Undermine after some... unpleasant dealings. Anywhose, I started stayin' in Stormwind for a while until this James Pebble guy let me rent out an office room in his house, so now I'm pretty good with the Alliance. Oh yeah also I got me a new business parter, Lady Cathry Leadbelly. She runs the Leadbelly Brewin' Company and I help get new business partners in order.

Tournament of the Ages

Oh yeah back to it! So the Tournament of the Ages is some event hosted up at the Argent Tournament Growns in Icecrown, and listen, I wouldn't have gone but Lady Cathry told me I had to go there and see the "competition." It was fun, except that time I got cursed...

After I got cured!

The real fun of it all was the Ball! Now that was something!
So me and my harem of... Oh wait they didn't want me to call it that. Anywhose, me and my wonderful entourage of fabulous women danced all night! I also got to deathroll this guy named Bwuh. I lost... Only a thousand gold, though, so really... Who was the loser? Hah!

And yeah, that's about it. Was a fun night, lovely time with some lovely people!